I’m not the only one who noticed the cognitive dissonance?

P {to A}: You know there was a time that you said you hated avocado, while at the same time you would eat things you found on the floor?

Nursery rap.

P.:  Little Boy Blue has lost his shoe and doesn't know where to find it.  Leave him alone and the'll come home, wagging their laces behind them.

Priorities.

Santa:  What do you want me to bring you, C.?

C.:  Something yummy.

Wait for it . . . there it is.

C {reading a book of lawyer jokes}: Dad, what does it mean to play piano in a warehouse? It's spelled with an 'H' and an {pause} OOOOOOOHHHHH, never mind, I get it.

Wow, it really IS addictive.

A: "I want to keep this Chap-Stick until I die, and when I die I will have this Chap-Stick in my hand."

And the cycle of generations continues.

C {looking at his brother's report card}: What's a “P”?

P: “Pass.” A+, basically.

{Earns twin merit badges for Salesmanship and Passive Aggression}

P: I think I may be interested in joining the Boy Scouts.

C: That's the first sensible thing I've ever heard you say.