Misplaced aggression.

M. {after a potty training accident}: Are you sad?

E.: No.

M.: Well, then, what are you feeling?

E.: Angry.

M.: What are you angry at?

E.: Angry at my pants.

Linguistics 101.

E: "What because?" { = "Why?" }

Don't do it -- it's a trap!

P {on the way C's baseball game}: Did you remember to put on your cup?

C: Here, feel.