As if Halloween costumes weren't already hard enough.

P.:  My pee-pee is going to be Bob the Builder for Halloween.

Birth of snappy patter.

P.:  M.?

M.:  Yes, P.?

P.:  Nothing.

M.:  Why'd you say my name?

P.:  Because I love you.

As are we all.

P.:  I'm a little bit beautiful and a little bit tough.