Me: Whuck?

V: {explains "Romeo & Juliet" is based on a Greek myth of two lovers who each think the other is dead}

C: Oh, you mean Pyramus and Thisbe?

Yeah, you, uh, said it.

P {discussing the idea of toplessness of women}: "That's the same as if a boy came to school totally naked. It's COMPLETELY disgusting."

C: "You said it, bro."

I can think of no other contenders.

C: Howard Jones was like the Elvis of the '80s.

Based on their apparent preparedness and coordinated response, that wasn't exactly their first death of the year.

P {watching "The Wizard of Oz"}: "Why would they need a coroner in such a small town?"