Wait for it . . . there it is.

C {reading a book of lawyer jokes}: Dad, what does it mean to play piano in a warehouse? It's spelled with an 'H' and an {pause} OOOOOOOHHHHH, never mind, I get it.

Wow, it really IS addictive.

A: "I want to keep this Chap-Stick until I die, and when I die I will have this Chap-Stick in my hand."

And the cycle of generations continues.

C {looking at his brother's report card}: What's a “P”?

P: “Pass.” A+, basically.