Tuesday, August 21, 2012

In fairness, they've been through a lot.

E: D, your feet are old because you are old.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Proud to have played a vital role in that historic occasion.

E: Remember when you scraped the car in the parking garage in Avila Beach?

D {ruefully}: Yes, I remember.

E {solemnly}: That was my first car accident.

Always do your best.

P {to C}: You're doing your best to annoy me!

C: No! {thoughtful pause} I could do better.

Friday, August 3, 2012

The day you first understood monetary supply policy is a big day in any boy's life.

Me: {explains alchemy}

P: But if you could just change a bunch of lead into gold, gold wouldn't have any value anymore.