Totally different thing.

Dad: Are you about to collapse with hunger?

E: No, but I am about to collapse with THIRST-er.

Yeah, that explains it.

P {discussing a particularly badly-behaved day months ago}: You know, I think the problem was that I was over-emotional that day.

Dad {impressed}: Buddy, that's a very mature and astute observation.

P: Well, I'm quoting Mom here.

Proof that adolescence is an infectious disease.

P {describing his favorite camp counselor}: He's so awesome. He's just so … blasé.

I advise taking the Fifth.

C: Mom, how many years of happiness did you have before P was born?

♪ I-R-O-N-Y ♪

E {singing}:  ♪♪ I like to spelllll. ♪ S-T-E-L-L. ♪♪ {repeat}