Sunday, November 2, 2008

You mean "We Gotta Get Outta This Place," right?

C. [about 75 minutes into a church service]: When do we get to the song that means it's time to get out of this place?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I really can't argue with that.

P.: Basically, a vegetarian is just a really picky eater.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here.

P:  Unfortunately, I scored a goal.

M:  Why "unfortunately"?

P:  What does "unfortunately" mean?

M:  It means that something bad happened.  It's the opposite of "fortunately."

P:  Oh, then, actually, I scored a goal.

Monday, August 18, 2008

The full credit answer was "Aunt C.," but your answer is also technically correct.

C.: Remember you wore that shirt the day we picked up P. from camp?

D.: Uh, maybe. C., you're very good at remembering what people wore. Do you know who else always remembers what people were wearing?

C.: God?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Kid's got a lot of Heart.

K.: Do you like this song, C.?

C.: No, I like "These Dreams."

K.: "These Dreams"? What's that?

C.: It's a song about every second of the night.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Presumptive answer is "yes."

P.:  Let's play "Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull."  I'll be Indiana Jones.

C.:  Can I be the sidekick?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sure, but you'll have to invent them first.

C. {upon being offered an English muffin}:  Can we have Spanish muffins?

Thursday, January 17, 2008