I’m not the only one who noticed the cognitive dissonance?

P {to A}: You know there was a time that you said you hated avocado, while at the same time you would eat things you found on the floor?

Nursery rap.

P.:  Little Boy Blue has lost his shoe and doesn't know where to find it.  Leave him alone and the'll come home, wagging their laces behind them.

Priorities.

Santa:  What do you want me to bring you, C.?

C.:  Something yummy.