Could be just a metaphor, but most likely not.

P. {overheard while cleaning up the bedroom with C.}: "You say you're doing work, but you're not. You're just sitting there playing with your penis."

Never take on the burden of proof.

P.: C. is just flying around and claiming that God is pushing him.

Okay, so maybe perception is not reality after all.

D.: How's the game going, guys?

P.: Good. There are a bunch of guys who want to kill us.

So other people notice that too?

C. {looking at D.'s neck}: It's like you have to shave every part of your body, except your forehead.

Technically, you can do that anywhere.

C.: Did you know you can pee in your pants in space, Dad?