Huh. Better than what D. actually had in mind.

P.:  Are you going to have a train birthday?

M.:  It's not my birthday.  It's my anniversary.

P.:  You could have a D. tent.  You could have a wedding house and dance with D. in it.  That would be a good compromise.

Not exactly what the tourism board has in mind.

P.:  I want to go to South America and pee.

Everyone loves a compliment.

P. {to K. in the bathtub}:  K., you look beautiful.  You look like a princess in there.

My sources say "no."

P.:  We could have another baby . . . next week!