Have a contingency plan.

P. {to D.}:  When you die and don't need this car anymore, can I have it?

Well, there was a family resemblance.

C. {to stained glass window of Jesus}:  Jesus!

C. {to stained glass window of John the Baptist}:  'Nother Jesus!

Show-off.

C. {on the phone to our priest}:  God made us.