Bit of a disappointment ahead.

P. {explaining Communion to K.}:  When I'm six, I'm going to have the wine.  The wine is very popular.   I think the wine tastes like God.  Whatever it is, I think God is very yummy.

No, we just paid fifty bucks a ticket.

P. {in a Disneyland restroom}:  This bathroom is for rich men.  D., are we rich?

And your last name is, what, an adverb?

P.:  I'm going to Disneyland!  I'm five.  My name is P.

Cab Driver:  Hi, P.  My name is Singh.

P.:  Sing?  Your name is a verb?